Calling the Illuminatis: Guys, when oh when shall us meet and make pakasabog of ourselves?


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Earlier today in Math, my mind was very very very sabaw. I wasn't understanding anything anymore. I was trying, but I can't beacuse I was so sleepy. The lesson was making me even more sleepy. Math in general makes me sleepy. I was of course, hearing our prof discuss the probablities of picking at random some unemplyed and employed people from a bunch of idon'tknowwhat, but my mind was not processing anything at all. Hmmm, maybe my unconscious was understanding it but my conscious self wasn't? HAHA, I WISH.

I badly want it to be summer already, to be over and done with math. But arghh, ima have summer classes. Oh well noel.

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Last night I was multi-tasking. Watching The Oscars and studying for a math quiz at the same time. Scorcese won of course. Anyway, Little Miss Sunshine won for Best Adpated Screenplay I think. Wait, no. Basta sa script whatever. I made sure I watched it before The Oscars, like hours before the replay. Haha. I looooved the film man. I liked Dwayne the best. he's so jaded and fed up. Reminded me of Tom from Glass Menagerie.

The last part of the film was already the contest, Little Miss Sunshine. And omg, the little girls, or should I say little pok poks, looked like midget sluts. They looked like Kelly Barbie dolls, with boobs. I mean, what's up with that? They had make-up and two-piece swimsuits. Reminded me of another thing, the poem we discussed in fil last sem (oh yehess sir popa!), Litel Miss Pilipings. Read it, very funny. Even better, find sir popa and let hin read it to you. HAHA.

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Wait shet nakakatawa.

I was riding the jeep on my way home, when a bunch of high school students rode. There were several of them, and they surrounded me. May sa left ko, sa right, sa tapat ko. Then all of a sudden, nag sign language sila. Okaaaay, so deaf and mute pala. And yung ibang mga tao tingin na tingin din sa kanila. Super natatawa ako dahil nakalibot sila sa akin and everything with all the hand gestures and akward noises. I mean, I'm not laughing at them, but the situation I was in. Hindi ako makagalaw kasi yung hands and arms nila tatama sa muka ko. And then I was thinking, "Paano kaya sila papara? Sabay-sabay kaya silang tutuktok sa ceiling ng jeep?" Then all of a sudden in the middle of traffic, sabi nung isa, "Para ho!"

So kamon, nagulat ako. And when they went down, nakatingin pa rin sa kanila yung ibang pasahero.